If you’re hankering for a disposable vape with a massive internal battery that’ll deliver big flavor and loads of puffs, you really cannot go wrong with the Dinner Lady Vape Pen Max range…
What’s the best way to test out and entire range of new products? Simple: order a sample pack of them. That’s what I did for the new Dinner Lady Vape Pen Max disposable vape series. And, boy, are these vapes impressive.
Here’s a quick TL;DR verdict – you get five Dinner Lady Vape Pen Max vapes in the pack in the following flavors: Citrus Ice, Bubblegum Ice, Strawberry Mac, Lemon Tart and Banana Ice. Each vape comes packed with 6ml of nic salt vape juice (either 3% or 5% strength) and a 1000mAh battery.
The flavors, as you’d expect from Dinner Lady, are brilliant. You have complex notes and sweetness combined with a near-perfect MTL draw from the vape which makes using the Dinner Lady Vape Pen Max a joy.
And because the battery is so huge and there’s so much vape juice inside them, you get around 5-8 days of use per device.
The sample pack I got costs $69, and this will get you access to every flavor in the range. If you don’t want to do that, and you know what flavor you want, you can pick up individual Dinner Lady Vape Pen Max disposable vapes for $14.99 each.
For battery life and flavor, I think the Dinner Lady Vape Pen Max range is just about as good as it gets right now in the disposable vape pen niche.
I mean, nothing comes close to these vapes with respect to juice capacity and battery life. To be frank, the Dinner Lady Vape Pen Max performs more like a traditional pod vape than a standard disposable. It looks like one too.
What Is The Dinner Lady Vape Pen Max?
The Dinner Lady Vape Pen Max is essentially a hybrid of a disposable vape and pod vape rolled into one. It takes all the best elements of both and melds them into one device. The Dinner Lady Vape Pen Max has a bigger battery than the UWELL Caliburn G and it will hold more vape juice.
The only downside to this kind of vape is that once it is done, it’s done – you cannot refill them. However, for sheer convenience – or when you’re in a pinch, like when you run out of vape juice – they’re great options to have laying around, as they’ll last for about three years in the box. And with vape mail bans and flavor bans coming, it might be wise to stock up on these now to ride out the storm.
The Dinner Lady Vape Pen Max is a compact vape too; it’s bigger than a Puff Bar vape but that’s because of its massive 1000mAh battery. It still sits fairly nicely in the palm of your hand, as you can see below. In the pocket, it hardly takes up any room whatsoever, so it is perfect for nights out on the town.
Specifications & Size
- Dimensions: 98 mm x 18 mm
- Weight: 43 grams
- Capacity: 6.5 mL
- Nicotine strength: 30 mg/50 mg
How Many Puffs Do You Get On Dinner Lady Vape Pen Max?
As noted above, the Dinner Lady Vape Pen Max comes with 6ml of vape juice inside it. That’s a lot. The JUUL has like a tenth of this in its pods. With puffs, you’re looking at around 1500+ with the Dinner Lady Vape Pen Max. And, right now, that is the best by a considerable margin in the disposable vape niche.
Puff Bar vapes, for instance, will deliver 450-500 puffs at best. With the Dinner Lady Vape Pen Max, you’re getting an additional 1000 puffs on top of this. And that is pretty damn impressive.
I’ve been using my Dinner Lady Vape Pen Max vapes intermittently alongside my usual vape setup and, nearly a month later, they’re all still going strong. I don’t use them heavily, though, just a few puffs here and there most days, and none of them are showing any signs of slowing down.
How long do they last with heavy use? Around 6-9 days in my experience which is really impressive for a disposable vape. Put in this context, if you bought the $69 sample pack, it’d last you around two months. And that’s if you ONLY vaped the Dinner Lady Vape Pen Max and nothing else.
The best way to use the Dinner Lady Vape Pen Max disposables, however, is alongside another vape – say a box mod and a vape tank. You use the Dinner Lady Vape Pen Max when you go out or don’t want to take a huge vape with you, or when you want something a little more discreet.
The Dinner Lady Vape Pen Max disposables are also great for traveling too, as they only contain 6ml of vape juice, so you can take them on a plane, saving you the hassle of carting a load of bottles, tanks, coils, and batteries with you when go on holiday or abroad on business.
Dinner Lady Vape Pen Max Flavors
- Lemon Tart – Sweet and crumbly lemon tart flavor, a Dinner Lady classic.
- Strawberry Mac – Strawberries and macaroons combined for a heady, sweet mix. I really liked this one.
- Banana Ice – Menthol banana? Sounds weird, tastes pretty good.
- Citrus Ice – This is lemon and lime combined with menthol; I wasn’t too keen on the one.
- Bubblegum Ice – The sweet soft bubblegum flavor combined with a sharp icy blast. Perfect for lovers of minty sweet flavors.
- Fruit Mix – A straight-up mix of some seriously tasty fruits. Another great flavor
- Lemon Sherbets Ice – I really liked this one, it is super-refreshing and kind of unique.
- Mango Ice – If you like minty mango flavors, this is a great option.
- Strawberry Ice – I love strawberries, even more so when they’re combined with mint, so I really liked this flavor.
Dinner Lady Vape Pen Max Nicotine Strength
You have two nicotine strength options with the Dinner Lady Vape Pen Max, either 30MG or 50MG. Both are pretty strong, in my opinion, I have the 50MG ones and they pretty much blow my head off – I can only have a few puffs every hour or so.
If you’re anything like me, and you usually don’t go any higher than 25MG with nic salts, I’d recommend the 30MG strength – 50MG is really, really strong, so is only designed for the heaviest of smokers. And I am not one of those guys anymore, thankfully.
Dinner Lady Vape Pen Max Price
Without beating around the bush, the Dinner Lady Vape Pen Max disposables are pretty expensive – most disposable vapes cost around $5 to $8.
However, there is a good reason for the price: you’re basically getting three standard disposable vapes in one device (with respect to puffs and juice capacity).
Put in this context, the cost the Dinner Lady Vape Pen Max actually makes sense – 3x$5 equals around $15 which is what you’ll pay for a Dinner Lady Vape Pen Max.
In the UK, you have a smaller option which costs less – £4.99
The other thing is the quality of the flavor; the Dinner Lady Vape Pen Max as the best quality vape juice I have ever tested in a disposable vape. And when it comes to vape juice quality, you really do not want to be cutting corners, so, yeah, I think the Dinner Lady Vape Pen Max is well worth the asking price.
I’ll certainly be buying more!