That’s A LOT of Flavors, Right? Here’s The Top 6 We Like The Most…
It takes a while to test an entire range of disposables. I think I spent maybe a solid 4 months or so working my way through a rather large box of Geek Bar vapes that was sent to me for the purposes of this review.
For me, if you’re going to use disposables (and you can still buy them where you live), models like Geek Bar are what you should be looking at.
They’re built properly, no corner-cutting, they run high-quality vape juice, and they’re consistant which means fewer dud units.
🥇 Mexico Mango (Pulse) – My All-Time Favorite
Rating: ★★★★★
This one is in a league of its own. Mexico Mango doesn’t just taste like mango, it tastes like blended, fresh-off-the-tree mango purée. No synthetic vibe, no weird aftertaste. Slight chill on the exhale, big flavor on the inhale, and a satisfying throat hit to round it off.
- Is it sweet? Hell yes.
- Is it accurate? Like biting into the real thing.
If you try one Geek Bar flavor, make it this one (it’s probably my favorite all-time disposable).
🥈 Watermelon Ice (Pulse X)
Rating: ★★★★★
Watermelon Ice usually feels like the white noise of disposable flavors; it’s everywhere and rarely exciting. But Geek Bar somehow made this tired profile pop.
The watermelon is punchy and fresh, and the cooling finish actually complements it instead of overpowering it.
If you think you’ve had enough watermelon vapes in your life, give this one a shot and let it change your mind.
🏖️ Frozen Pina Colada (Pulse)
Rating: ★★★★½
Think beach holiday in a puff. It’s pineapple and coconut with a creamy twist, plus a strong ice note that keeps things fresh. It nails the frozen cocktail vibe. Not too boozy, not too artificial, just sweet, cold, and seriously smooth.
Pro tip: This one’s perfect after a heavy meal or on a hot day. Trust us.
🍑 Juicy Peach Ice (Pulse)
Rating: ★★★★½
This one caught us off guard. It’s got a syrupy, realistic peach flavor that’s almost nostalgic. The ice is strong, sure, but it doesn’t bury the fruit. If you like your vapes to taste like actual fruit and not candy, add this to your rotation.
💥 Fcuking Fab (Pulse)
Rating: ★★★★½
Yeah, the name is ridiculous. But the flavor is pure chaos in the best way. Imagine a fruit punch that’s been through a blender with a handful of sour candy and a splash of cooling agent. It’s weird. It’s complex. It somehow works. This is a love-it-or-hate-it flavor — we love it.
🌕 Meta Moon (Pulse)
Rating: ★★★★½
Another mystery fruit blend, but this time with more citrus and less candy. It leans mango-pineapple-lime, but with a fresh edge that keeps it from being too sweet. It’s one of those flavors that you keep coming back to because it’s just interesting.
🗑️ The Ones I’d Probably Skip…
As Uncle Les is fond of saying, they can’t all be zingers. And per my tasting notes, these are the Geek Bar flavors that didn’t float my boat, so to speak:
- Mint Ice (Pulse X): Tastes like brushing your teeth.
- Cola Ice (Pulse X): Flat soda with a hint of cough syrup.
- Sparkling Lemon Mint (Pulse): Confused and oddly bitter.
- OMG Blow Pop (Pulse): Over-sweet with a fake berry aftertaste.
- Frozen Blackberry FAB (Pulse): Too floral, too icy, not enough flavor clarity.
Wrapping Up…
Geek Bar flavors are bold, loud, and unapologetic and the devices themselves are built like tanks.
They’re super-reliable too. I’ve probably been through 100 or more in the past 48 months and I’ve not had a single dud.
The flavor clarity on these disposables is some of the best in the game, even when the menu gets weird, and that’s why Geek Bar is always present inside our Best Disposable Vapes Guide.
Stick with the fruit blends if you’re playing it safe. Dive into the candy/ice mashups if you’re feeling adventurous. And if you’re still rocking the same tired Blue Razz from 2021? Come on, live a little.
If you’re shopping Pulse vs Pulse X, here’s how they’re different:
- Pulse: More flavors, slightly cheaper
- Pulse X: Better battery, stronger flavor consistency
Me? I’d go with the Geek Bar Pulse X every day of the week and twice on a Sunday. But I’d also be doing you a disservice if I didn’t recommend that you ditch the disposables entirely and switch to a refillable pod.
They’re cheaper (and the flavor is better) and right now this is my go-to; it’s been my daily driver for 18 months because the coils last 4-5 weeks on average and the flavour you get from it is incredible.
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